loving the alien.....

Quiet night in, drank too much and watched most of my new Teachers Series 1 dvd. Best quote? Simon and his new(ish) girlfriend maggie are in a restaurant having *that* conversation:

Simon: "So, where's the most adventurous place you've ever had sex?"
Maggie: "In a car park."
Simon: "A carpark? is that it?"
Maggie: "With my best friend, Jill."
Simon: "F*cking hell!!!"

And when Simon is extremely nervous and about to be interviewed for his own job:

Brian: "When's the interview?"
Simon: "5 minutes."
Brian: "Can I give you a bit of advice?"
Simon: "Yeah, sure"
Brian: "Whatever you do, don't f*ck it up."
Simon: "That's it is it?"
Brian: "Yeah, pretty much."

Oh, and Nina Sosanya who plays Jenny is red hot.